Democrat Campaign slogans
The Democrats are out there again using their same old tired slogans. You know the Republicans are evil, the environment is dying, the rich aren’t paying taxes yawn. I think that they need someone to help write them new lines. With this, I have come up with a few slogans and campaign themes to help them on their way.
We (the leadership) are the few, the proud, the elite
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what your country can do to your neighbors
If at first you don’t succeed, we have a government program for you
Government health care: from the same people who brought you falling bridges, failing schools and insecure borders
Environmental policy: No cars, no power, and no luxuries like Robinson Caruso you will soon be primitive as can be
Combating evil: We will stop our war in places like Iraq and Afghanistan against people who physically hurt Americans so we can focus our efforts on people like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity who are hurting us with words
The Liberal motto: Do as we say not as we do
No matter your problem, we have a tax for that
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