Save the Eagle: January 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

My apartment is haunted

Hello,

I know that these old cities and their old buildings tend to creek and stuff, but I have picture proof that my apartment IS HAUNTED!!!! I am serious. You should look for yourself.

Last night, a demon portal or something opened up in the bathroom (I knew I shouldn't have had that chili) and some chilling creatures came out!!!!

Check for yourself

If you know those guys on the Sci Fi network or the Ghost Busters, please send them my way.

Please hurry.

PS (I am the one in the front - middle)

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Mistletoe - beware

What's Your Holiday Wish?

My Result: Get a Kiss Under the Mistletoe

A fun flirt like you certainly doesn't rest on your laurels over the holidays. In fact, a go-getter like you usually cranks things up a notch. Not one to miss any social event of the season, you take advantage of the fact that everyone's gathering round to eat, drink, and be merry.

Whether you've got a long-time sweetie you want to meet under the mistletoe or are still looking for that special cutie to catch under the love branch, you know that keeping romance alive is what makes everything, especially the holidays, a little better. Pucker up!

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I am Santa come sit on my lap

Which Christmas Character Are You?

My Result: Santa

Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Like Father Christmas, you're a jovial, easygoing, people-person which puts you first in line, should the Man in the Red Suit ever retire. You're probably known for your generosity and good heart. And even if you don't have your own magic workshop, we'd guess there's plenty you do to put smiles on people's faces — every day.

So maybe you don't live in the North Pole, employ a team of elves, or shimmy down people's chimneys in the middle of the night (unless there's something we don't know.) Fact is, you seem to embrace the spirit and goodwill of the season not just during the holidays but also throughout the year. So keep at it, Santa! Your giving nature is idolized around the world.

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I am funny?

What's Your Christmas Movie Match?

My Result: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

We don't even know where to start with a wild one like you. Your Christmas movie counterpart and you are truly two of a kind. Even total holiday disasters can't keep you down. When disaster strikes, you throw out that burned turkey and order pizza. You hit the road and have Christmas somewhere completely off the beaten path. Why not? An adventure is the best present you could get.

You're more than capable of being buttoned-down and responsible when you have to. Of course, you'd just rather not. But we have to ask: Are you sure you're not part of the Griswold family? Either way, it's going to be the most fun-filled old-fashioned family Christmas ever!

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My family at its greates

Which Comedy Are You?

My Result: Everybody Loves Raymond

From an overbearing mother to a jealous brother, Everybody Loves Raymond brims with characters who make familiar family situations — like getting together for Thanksgiving dinner — much more memorable.

Even if you don't share the Barone family's dry delivery, you know how to find the funny in everyday life and appreciate the true eccentricities in those around you whether they're kin or not. You may make fun of family and friends — or roll your eyes at their antics — but at the heart of it, you've got a very loyal nature. It's probably why everyone loves you!

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I am an alligator

What's Your Animal Magnetism?

My Result: Alligator

See you later, Alligator. We won't be catching much of you around the singles swamp. You tend to lurk below the surface at some of the most happening and trendy scenes around town. Being the savvy prowler that you are, you give yourself adequate time to observe and calculate before you make your devastating moves. Once you've located your target, your slow, suave approach is enough to hypnotize just about anyone.

Sure, you might look tough on the outside, but you know how to woo a potential mate with soft strokes and tender words. To you, romance is a subtle dance and you're willing to take your time with it. You ever so skillfully develop your next cunning move that's always so impossible to resist. You've got the ritual of romance down to a science, don't you?

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I want to suck your...

What's Your Monster Match?

My Result: Vampire

The vampire is your monster match—the dentally endowed child of the night. This Halloween, take a nap during the day so you can make it from dusk 'til dawn. Like the "undead" themselves, you demonstrate eternal youth and an appetite for living that is contagious (no biting necessary). When the sun goes down, you have an uncanny sense of where to be and when to show up.

Even if you decide to strap on the udders and dress as a dairy cow, you still have a certain suave gracefulness that permeates even the silliest of costumes. Lay off the garlic and you'll have no trouble getting that special victim back to your coffin for a little nibble. Pace yourself Vampires, you're going to need to save a little energy for the day after. Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, but luckily, you can. So don't forget to freshen up a little after your Halloween weekend.

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I am a Jedi I knew it!!!

The Classic Star Wars Test

My Result: Luke Skywalker

"I want to learn the ways of the force and become a Jedi like my father." You must be a dreamer brimming with ambition, that's why your Star Wars type is Luke Skywalker. Like the farm boy-turned-Jedi Knight, you have the potential for greatness.

No matter what others may tell you, it's an inner voice that keeps you on the straight and narrow path to success. Just because you're the chosen one, doesn't mean you have to be a goody-goody. There's plenty of fire in your belly, especially when it comes to defending your family tree (even if you're not exactly sure who's who). But rest assured with your ability to see through to the truth, your answers will never be far behind.

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Back in Black

What's Your Theme Song?

My Result: Back in Black

You're a hard-core guy who knows what he wants and intends to get it. That's why your theme song is "Back in Black." Whether you're pumping iron, shooting pick-up hoops, or rounding up the boys for a night of havoc, AC/DC's metal classic is the perfect tune to get you fired up and blow your speakers out in the process. Your friends might think you're a little reckless sometimes, but you know where the limit is. If you're the loudest one in the room, or spill someone's drink with a fearless air guitar, it's nothing to be ashamed of. What's fun without a little mayhem thrown into the mix? So grab something leather, play drums on your desk, and yell at the moon. You've got some hell to raise and head banging to do. Let "Back in Black" accompany you to the edge and back.

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The man in black

What's Your True Color?

My Result: Black

Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them — your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness — trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you.

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My Dreams

The Dream Interpretation Test

My Result: Divine Inspiration

If you're dreaming about feeling deeply connected to the universe and to those around you, you're having dreams of Divine Inspiration. These involve situations in which you feel free of burdens or constraints, and you have positive relationships that don't hold you back. Having Divine Inspiration dreams mean that you're likely tapping into a sense of uplifting freedom and awe of the greater things in life. Common Divine Inspiration dreams are of flying, being surrounded by an intensely beautiful natural setting, or having a pleasurable physical connection with someone.

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Surveys I have taken

What is your sexual style?
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You scored as Exciting

You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.

Exciting

75%

Hot

63%

Sweet

56%

Soft

31%

Violent

31%

Wet

25%

Shy

19%

Awkward

13%

*What Type of Candy Are You?* (w/pics.)
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You scored as Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

You are a PeanutButter Cup. You are a smooth talker and everyone loves you! You are very friendly and have a great personality! You are sweet and easily pleased. You are happy and content with your life.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

70%

Hershey Bar

65%

Jolly Ranchers

55%

Twix

55%

Skittles/Gummi Bears

50%

KitKat/Crunch Bar

40%

3 Musketeers

35%

M&M\'s

35%

Animated Show

Which Animated Show Are You?

My Result: South Park

C'mon, was there any doubt your cartoon match would be South Park? If there's a boundary to cross, you're there. And you'll probably cross it twice. And then you'll do something kinda dirty to it. Not only are you usually the first to hear about breaking news, but you're almost always the first to make fun of it. Hot-button topics and cultural references? Nothing's off limits!

From the hottest trends to the latest scandals, you're a regular Jon Stewart — and equally as popular (well, almost). Way to make us respect your authoritay!

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Makes me feel like Wayne and Garth

What's Your Signature Karaoke Song?

My Result: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

Who cares if it's real life or just fantasy? When you're on stage, you're in your own world. You give new meaning to the word dramatic, so this song is clearly the perfect pick. You might not always be in tune, but your main goal in life as well as on stage is to make everyone sit up and take notice. Of course, you also know when to let others have the spotlight, so nobody's going to accuse you of being (too much of) a showoff.

From blowout parties to office get-togethers, you love being the center of attention and have a flair for thrilling even the toughest audience. Luckily for everyone, you're also a ton of fun to have around and know just how to find the beat wherever you are. That's why you rock!

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I am the next Iron Chef

Who's Your Celebrity Chef Match?

My Result: Iron Chef

So maybe you've never had a face-off in Kitchen Stadium, but we'd guess that it's your knack for cooking improvisation that could top any competition. In cooking, as in life, you're probably very resourceful and able to make quick fixes with creative solutions. Whether it's taking an afternoon to search for hard-to-find ingredients or coming up with your own substitutions for an ingredient you don't have, you like exploring and discovering new things. To you, cooking is as much about the fun and challenge of spending time in the kitchen as it is about the finished product.

Sure, you like to eat, but you also enjoy everything that goes into getting that meal to the table. You may never end up in a cooking competition — it might not even be your style — but we'd guess you get a kick out of topping your own last meal — especially if you had to improvise along the way.

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